Sen. John McCain / The White Stripes
 

By Neil McCormick

    I was expecting this episode to be filled with political humor with Senator McCain hosting. Episodes with hosts who aren't actors are always hard to predict whether or not it will be a flop, so it was hard to know what to expect. When I first heard that Nelly had been replaced for this episode I was pretty psyched, but then I had neutral feelings when The White Stripes were announced. Don't get me wrong, I'd take The White Stripes over Nelly any day, but they're just not something I'd voluntarily listen to.

 

    {cold opening} Iraqi State News
        Hmm I guess Horatio is playing Saddam now. Meh, whatever works. I really liked the graphic of Iraq at the beginning of this sketch. An average sketch overall, because I found that to be the only real funny part. I don't know what else to expect from a cold opening, but I was sort of hoping for another Bush opening... Either way, this will do.
        RATING : 6.5/10

 

    {monologue} Sen. John McCain
        John seemed sort of nervous at first but that didn't really last for long. When Fred debuted his Fericito character in the season opener, I wasn't really sure if I liked him, but he's really starting to grow on me now. He really made this monologue work well. John saying "I'm just kidding" is pure gold. Good monologue, but not as good as last week's with Chris Kattan's vampire family.
        RATING : 7.5/10

 

    {sketch} Hardball
        The return of Hardball! Darrell's impression of Chris Matthews manages to crack me up every time. I was surprised that Paul Bagala wasn't a guest, and in the end him not being there sort of took away of some comedic value of this sketch. Darrell had some great lines throughout, and John McCain's Ashcroft impression was pretty cool. However, compared to other Hardball sketches in past seasons, this one was a bit lackluster. Don't get me wrong, though, this was still a great sketch.
        RATING : 8/10

 

    {sketch} Lifetime Movie
        Okay just the disclaimer on it's own would have been enough to give this sketch a high rating. The rest of it was just a bonus. The poor acting, the ridiculous plot, and the interview at the end really work well to make a hilarious sketch. I loved when Amy and Maya were talking to the cop about "invasion of personal space" and Chris Parnell replied "Well, that would be different. We take crimes against men more seriously." A good way to poke fun at the network. Good sketch, I'm thoroughly impressed.
        RATING : 8.5/10

 

    {sketch} Wake Up Wakefield
        This sketch should have been slaughtered a while ago. It really isn't in any ways funny. My favorite part about the Wake Up Wakefield sketches is how Maya's character is in love with Jimmy, and how Rachel is always talking about getting picked on. That just never gets old now does it? I like how they keep the same idea in every one of the 15 Wakefield sketches so far.... if you can't tell I'm being sarcastic.
        RATING : 2/10

 

    {cartoon} Ambiguously Gay Duo
        The AGD is probably Smigel's greatest SNL creation. Just when you think that these cartoons can't get any funnier or more ridiculous, they pull it off. Ace and Gary dancing to "Five For Fighting" was pretty hilarious. In fact, pretty much everything about this whole cartoon was funny. Good job Smigel, you made up for the Smurfette Show... well kinda.
        RATING : 8.5/10

 

    {sketch} Meet The Press
        I really liked the Meet The Press sketch from awhile ago where Tim was interviewing Hilary Clinton, but this one really wasn't as good as that one. I still enjoyed this one though. Darrell harassing people is always funny, and I think this proves it. Darrell's line about Bush "forgetting to run" was hilarious and was probably the best part of this sketch.
        RATING : 7/10

 

    {music} The White Stripes
        Well that guitar was pretty cool. Not a big fan of this music though.

 

    {weekend update} Weekend Update
        I was very surprised to see that this Weekend Update was even funnier than last week's! There were a lot of great jokes in this one, and my favorite was probably the "combining the danger of flying with the poor safety records of trains". The highlight of the entire Update, however, was Will's new character Tim Calhoun. I laughed nearly the entire time he was talking. He had some great lines, including "I've done a lot of some drugs, but some not at all" and "America needs another big lake." Also, his theory on killing all the whales was classic. I can't wait to see more Tim Calhoun in the future!
        RATING : 9.5/10

 

    {sketch} McCain Sings Streisand
        A clever little sketch idea, and at times it was pretty funny, but on an overall comedic value, it falls a little short of the standard set by the rest of the show. Not bad, but it just could have been better.
        RATING : 5/10

 

    {novel} My Big Thick Novel by Jack Handey
        These really aren't nearly as funny as Handey's Deep Thoughts. This segment gave me a bit of a smile, but that's it. Deep Thoughts could have you laughing for a long time, but I haven't found that the Big Thick Novel segments are that good.
        RATING : 2.5/5 (Not counted towards episode rating)

 

    {sketch} Top O' The Morning
        Hmm, I wasn't a big fan of this sketch. It's good to see that Seth might have another recurring character, but I didn't really enjoy it too much. I don't really know why I didn't like this sketch, maybe I was tired both times I watched it, or maybe it was just lacking jokes. Either way, this was one of the low points, sketch-wise, of the episode.
        RATING : 3/10

 

    {music} The White Stripes
        Okay this song clearly took less than five minutes to write. Boourns. Wait... better than Nelly, better than Nelly...
        
   
     
    

     

   {overall rating} 71 / 100
    {sketch of the night}
Lifetime Movie (8.5)
    {quote of the night}
Darrell Hammond as Chris Matthews : "Crazo, crazo, Belafonte's a crazy mofo."
    {points of interest}
Third episode in a row to have a 71/100 rating... these first three episodes were pretty even! Will Forte debuts a new character, Tim Calhoun. Jack Handey returns for the first time this season with a Big Thick Novel entry.

 

    Okay, this is getting weird now. This was the third episode in a row to receive a 71 out of 100 rating. However, this show had significantly less sketches than the first two, so you can be safe to say that this episode was slightly less than the first two. Either way, Season 28 seems to be off to a promising start, but not off to a bang like it was the last two seasons. Now SNL has a week off to think things over before Eric McCormack hosts on November 2nd. Be there!